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Diablo 3 Open Beta.
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Go! GO! GOOOO!
<3
Art soon. Absence noted. Features soon, I have found love for people.
Go! GO! GOOOO!
<3
Art soon. Absence noted. Features soon, I have found love for people.
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I've been Tagged By SevSinner
4 min read
She yelled at me 
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post five things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post.
4. Create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
5. Choose ??? of people to tag and post their icons/devnames on your journal.
FIVE THINGS:
• I work for the worst company in the world ( true story : consumerist.com/2012/04/congra… )
• I have an unhealthy passion for Warhammer 40k.
• I cannot explain why I love to drink Pepsi Twist. It's beyond me.
• Spicy food makes me go crazy
• I like to associate works of art with songs when I'm drawing, helps me with the creative process.
• 1. What's your favourite season of the year and why?
Summer, because everyone complains about the heat, and I sit on an air conditioning system laughing at them.
• 2. The first thing you remember from the internet when you were using it the very first time (and I assume you've been very very young when first using it, too)?
4chan's /b/ filled with gore.
• 3. You have to get rid of one of your body parts, which one?
Wtf. I'll get rid of my nose, + 1 reason to wear a gasmask.
• 4. Your favourite colour and your association with it?
Red. Crimson. Color of Conquerors. (Rome , Persia, Ishkandar, Gilgamesh etc. )
• 5. Where do you see yourself in one year?
Ugh somewhere not here hopefully.
• 6. You are writing a book, what is the book about and what is its title?
Probably some sort of 40k fan fiction. Title would depend on contents.
• 7. Deadly sins - which one are you?
Pride , I guess.
• 8. If you could see everything from someone elses view/thru their eyes for one day, who is it?
Wow. Good question. I'll need to think about it.
• 9. If you could move, where would you live now? (And it can't be your current country)
Probably in the USA , FLORIDA specifically, I love that place
. Failing that, the UK or Finland.• 10. The meaning of life is .... ?
Whatever the fuck I want it to be , I guess.
• 11. You get a kid, is it a boy or a girl?
Girl!
I'll just tag 3 people to avoid unnecessary harassment.
and 
( PS there's no need to do it, you can leave this curse to die here with me 
)QUESTIONS FOR THE TAGGED PEOPLE:
• 1. What's your favourite season of the year and why?
• 2. The first thing you remember from the internet when you were using it the very first time (and I assume you've been very very young when first using it, too)?
• 3. You have to get rid of one of your body parts, which one?
• 4. Your favourite colour and your association with it?
• 5. Where do you see yourself in one year?
• 6. You are writing a book, what is the book about and what is its titel?
• 7. Deadly sins - which one are you?
• 8. If you could see everything from someone elses view/thru their eyes for one day, who is it?
• 9. If you could move, where would you live now? (And it can't be your current country)
• 10. The meaning of life is .... ?
• 11. You get a kid, is it a boy or a girl?
(too god damned lazy to make up my own)
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Hatred
11 min read
There's always room for it. And if there are types of people I'd just wish I could dislocate my mandibles and bite their heads off like a snake, chewing their little soft brains like creamed sugar, spitting them out and using them as a disposable toilet, then these would definately fit the criteria.
First off there's the internet wise-owls , You know, the type that has a smart catchphrase at their MSN status, or beg for likes/shares on facebook and twitter , whatever the fuck social network these people devoid of personality use these days so that they can have a fucking connection with one another in 2050. And the people that shove Dubstep down our throat like it's the second coming of christ.
Obviously that catchphrase isn't theirs. Or funny. The word you're looking for is SMART. Preferably in English. One of those silly ways of drawing a paradigm towards Love, People, Life, Universe that generally fits in two short lines, and present two different points of view.
It won't make anyone laugh. It won't make anyone cry, dance, or cry out for more. No. It will make these cretins just raise an eyebrow and go all "Hmm, SMART!" Then forget about the phrase in 14 seconds or god forbid share it; because even if it's smart, it won't bring anything new in this universe.
The problem is not the quote. The problem is the PERSON. The person that put it on his Google+ status or whatever the fuck these people use these days to exchange their views on life and feel familiar with themselves to the point it actually feels comfortable going outside , talk about their favorite movies and then proceed to mutually stroke their egos with whatever meaningless achievements they've accomplished. These people that like to abuse these statements, quotes, and even go as far as coupling them with SMART drawings , with SMART meanings on shitty internaut social networks ( 9gag,funnyjunk,reddit memes ) is just cancerous. I consider them parasites.
"Look at me! I am not smart enough to come up with my own view on the world. I'm not intelligent enough to read three books and come up with a 5 minute monologue in which I combine intricate metaphores and ideas using my own rationality in an original fashion!
BUT I AM NOT A USELESS SACK OF MEAT EITHER, If I can read a phrase of maximum 200 characters that SOUNDS smart, I could show it to others and they might think : OH WOW, CHECK KEVIN OUT, HE'S SO SMART AND DEEP, I LIKE HIS QUOTE, ITS SMART AND DEEP, I UNDERSTAND IT THOROUGHLY THEREFORE I MUST BE SMART AND DEEP MYSELF. "
But...It doesn't work like that you sorry sack of pseudo-intelectual shitstains. You are just cancerous asshats. Normal people look at the quotes you post and might think : "Sun-Tzu would be rolling in his grave if he'd seen who's quoting him and for what."
On the inside, most, if not all of us, are just sick minded individuals, filled with little crazy voices telling us what to do, perfidious secrets , abnormal behaviours and dubious intentions. I can't see someone trying to present himself :
"Hi, I'm Kevin, and I usually piss in the sink! Sometimes I don't wash a mug for weeks and just simply pour whatever it is I'm in the mood to drink , and gulp down the mixed flavors. I usually sleep with a towel or a shirt wrapped around my head , because I think things want to crawl into my ear and mouth when I sleep."
No, that's just the forever alone recipe. The significant other, must learn step-by-step how mentally deranged you really are. =Empathetic Dishonesty=, to quote a dear friend of mine. It starts out at the stage when you pretend you're someone else.
She will always be apologetic for not having everything cleaned up, but on closer inspection, everything is spotless. This is one of their fucked up psycho-social means of making you think ORDER=CHAOS, Imagine how orderly the 20year old Insectarium of an Obsessive compulsive man looks like. Maybe she cooks now and then. Maybe it's fun for her like the times she's told you it's her first time, and does it shyly, catches on rather quickly...But you don't know her annoying friends that laughed like hyenas at you. She likes what you like.
You; Love blooms, deodorant, cologne , perfume and combs get used more often all of a sudden.Nail clippers now used at maximum efficiency, none of that late night binge drinking and shaworma devouring, you wouldn't want to belch one off by accident. Hide your fap folder carefully. You are not and never were a notorious fapster. Tell your friends not to embarrass you in front of her, suddenly animals and little kids are now being tolerated. Politeness to old people has been increased and of course Toughness levels have been increased to +10. Spend your perks well. You like what She likes.
By now , you've gotten to know each other to the point where the power levels cannot be hidden anymore.
She only cooks when you buy her shit. Sometimes her fat friends show up and laugh fervently through the night. You are suddenly sitting through fashion shows and long discussions about how she'd like you to ditch the current attire for something less-hobo-ish. Find out that, alongside the music and movies she likes and were exactly along your ballpark, there are others as well, but far more sinister. She tells you all about her past, about her third nipple removed through surgery. Her ex-boyfriend that traumatized her so hard , left her anti-social and perplexed with trust issues. Of course, she's now content, and wouldn't make the same mistakes with you because of the deep respect she has for you. Besides, he didn't mean much to her anyway. I mean, really.
Maybe you are thinking by now about that Ex, he was luckier than you, obviously he didn't have to go through these clinical, trial and error courtship duties for a good fuck. You start telling her that you got beat up often in childhood, it toughened you up, the catalyst for a successful life. Lets not forget about your jewish grandfather that forces you to listen constantly to Michael Buble, Doesn't that make you want to kill him, Kevin? The final stage is dawning anyway, it's that comfort zone you both feel, Till that creeping abyss catches up and you realise , through a poetic relevation you were actually in the denial phase.
She starts telling you when her period is up, whats more important is the vivid details on amount leaked and emotional issues pouring. If that doesn't kill your sex-drive, well , you'll notice she won't even bother as much anymore with any mundane task up to and including sex. If sex wasn't a good occasion to laugh at with her friends, now she does it all the time. Priorities have been switched. And that's good, isn't it? You don't have to say anything anymore, apologies won't get you anywhere. You've layed out all your mental faculties down on the table for her to swim around in, and now she's bored. You've probably reached the stale moment where you both realized that you're dead on the inside and if you don't get rid of the other fast, someone's going to kill someone.
And breakup. Suffering. Get Back. Try again, repeat steps 123. Even though I didn't number you are a big boy , figure them out. Oh, what if you get back together again? Steps 2 and 3. Until someone dies.
Good? Great.
Onto Dubstep.
My friends have been drilling dubstep into my cranium for the past few weeks. I've treated it with the same indifference I've treated Harry Potter circa 7 years ago, and the Twilight series with my 8 year old sister. I mean, I had to know what the newer generation is doing in their acnee-filled puberty. I won't just throw in an opinion here, I'll try to be thorough.
Dubstep
1. It's not a music Genre. It's a sub-genre of Electronic Music. Circa 2006, pokemons, as I like to call hipsters and people with freaky hair-dues, decided that it's the only sub-genre of electronic music worthy of promotion in their sick and twisted "society". So they did, and it rose up as the most known genre of electronic music. It quickly became the "poster child" of electro. Rhythms for plebian folk, Embarrassments like Skrillex compared to Kultur Shock and Gogol Bordello, Cookie Monsta next to Daft Punk or Aphex Twin...
2. Unlike a serious Sub-genre of music, Dubstep is a sub-genre that you find all there is to know about it under 3 hours. ~4 years of existence, no more than mentionable artists, everything sounds the same, with only 2 or 3 standing out of the crowd. You can spend a nerve-racking evening to find it out yourself.
3.Dubstep has no message, It doesn't transmit anything. Unlike it's cousins in the genre that try to evoke a feeling, a spiritual state, a rhythmic base in which someone can express their opinion on human nature, a "beat" where you can joke and sample movie quotes and ride onto them! Anything! But Dubstep doesn't do that. It's just the same pattern, DROP, pattern silence DROP, that just goes against any modicum of intellect.
4. Theres three types of Dubstep : Oldschool, that brings about that old DUB feeling ( the electronic derivate, more Reggae? ), like Digital Mystikz and Kode9 , It sounds mellow, relaxed and more of a background music to chill to when you are fucking around with cheap meth or spiking drinks at a party. Then there's the Mainstream Dubstep. The type were pokemons go wild in a club, jump around like tartlets to the MAIN TARTLET, Skrillex, Doctor P, Cookie Monsta, Downlink, Datsik, etc. This is characterized by the predominance of a sound that goes something like BUWUWUWUUWUUUUUACHHHHHHHH, bas drop. Typically it's the cue for Pokemons to jump. Then there's the really homo-erotic Dubstep, like Pendulum wich is , no more , no less a dumbed down version of POD, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, without the guitars and riffs.
5. For a well developed intellect, with a rationality involving more than 3 neurons at work, Dubstep is too repetitive with its aggressive tone and can't be used as background noise. It's not even a good conversation topic, it just jams your brain waves. It's like a jammer. You put it on and forget about everything and quickly realize you cannot focus on anything else. You are just shifted to autopilot, brain being unable to process anything out of these waves blasted into your cranium. It's an ideal choice when your family dies tragically before your eyes, and you just want to forget all about it. I for one can't listen to dubstep without feeling distraught and confused.
6. There is no excuse for someone to listen to dubstep other than, "I want to DANCE". It's pure dancing music, for kids. If you consider this music, you're an idiot.Except the little cunts that barely get to be 18. It's their right to listen to this "music" they will be ashamed of in the next 4 years. Just as we, probably have something , or a music genre we're ashamed of listening to in the past. I used to listen to Korn. Meh. Could have been worse, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, Manowar.
7. In short, if you listen to dubstep at home, you're an idiot. If you listen to dubstep on the street, you're an idiot. If you listen to dubstep with your friends, you're an idiot. If you feel like dubstep has a message, that you comprehend it somehow and everyone doesn't you're an idiot. You are not a special snowflake. The only instance where dubstep is socially acceptable is where dub-wub gatherings take place, clubs where you go and get trashed in, and want to dance like there is no tommorow, directed by a chief pokemon on stage.
Yes, maybe that's how. Getting tanked on beers, cocaine, mushrooms somewhat helps alleviate the pressure.
It still remains the odd one out, the literal gipsy of the genre. For the sad fucks that haven't matured enough musically , that constantly seek out "guilty-pleasures". Like those people that consider themselves socially apt and normal, but watch cartoons about ponies.
Fuck.
First off there's the internet wise-owls , You know, the type that has a smart catchphrase at their MSN status, or beg for likes/shares on facebook and twitter , whatever the fuck social network these people devoid of personality use these days so that they can have a fucking connection with one another in 2050. And the people that shove Dubstep down our throat like it's the second coming of christ.
Obviously that catchphrase isn't theirs. Or funny. The word you're looking for is SMART. Preferably in English. One of those silly ways of drawing a paradigm towards Love, People, Life, Universe that generally fits in two short lines, and present two different points of view.
It won't make anyone laugh. It won't make anyone cry, dance, or cry out for more. No. It will make these cretins just raise an eyebrow and go all "Hmm, SMART!" Then forget about the phrase in 14 seconds or god forbid share it; because even if it's smart, it won't bring anything new in this universe.
The problem is not the quote. The problem is the PERSON. The person that put it on his Google+ status or whatever the fuck these people use these days to exchange their views on life and feel familiar with themselves to the point it actually feels comfortable going outside , talk about their favorite movies and then proceed to mutually stroke their egos with whatever meaningless achievements they've accomplished. These people that like to abuse these statements, quotes, and even go as far as coupling them with SMART drawings , with SMART meanings on shitty internaut social networks ( 9gag,funnyjunk,reddit memes ) is just cancerous. I consider them parasites.
"Look at me! I am not smart enough to come up with my own view on the world. I'm not intelligent enough to read three books and come up with a 5 minute monologue in which I combine intricate metaphores and ideas using my own rationality in an original fashion!
BUT I AM NOT A USELESS SACK OF MEAT EITHER, If I can read a phrase of maximum 200 characters that SOUNDS smart, I could show it to others and they might think : OH WOW, CHECK KEVIN OUT, HE'S SO SMART AND DEEP, I LIKE HIS QUOTE, ITS SMART AND DEEP, I UNDERSTAND IT THOROUGHLY THEREFORE I MUST BE SMART AND DEEP MYSELF. "
But...It doesn't work like that you sorry sack of pseudo-intelectual shitstains. You are just cancerous asshats. Normal people look at the quotes you post and might think : "Sun-Tzu would be rolling in his grave if he'd seen who's quoting him and for what."
On the inside, most, if not all of us, are just sick minded individuals, filled with little crazy voices telling us what to do, perfidious secrets , abnormal behaviours and dubious intentions. I can't see someone trying to present himself :
"Hi, I'm Kevin, and I usually piss in the sink! Sometimes I don't wash a mug for weeks and just simply pour whatever it is I'm in the mood to drink , and gulp down the mixed flavors. I usually sleep with a towel or a shirt wrapped around my head , because I think things want to crawl into my ear and mouth when I sleep."
No, that's just the forever alone recipe. The significant other, must learn step-by-step how mentally deranged you really are. =Empathetic Dishonesty=, to quote a dear friend of mine. It starts out at the stage when you pretend you're someone else.
She will always be apologetic for not having everything cleaned up, but on closer inspection, everything is spotless. This is one of their fucked up psycho-social means of making you think ORDER=CHAOS, Imagine how orderly the 20year old Insectarium of an Obsessive compulsive man looks like. Maybe she cooks now and then. Maybe it's fun for her like the times she's told you it's her first time, and does it shyly, catches on rather quickly...But you don't know her annoying friends that laughed like hyenas at you. She likes what you like.
You; Love blooms, deodorant, cologne , perfume and combs get used more often all of a sudden.Nail clippers now used at maximum efficiency, none of that late night binge drinking and shaworma devouring, you wouldn't want to belch one off by accident. Hide your fap folder carefully. You are not and never were a notorious fapster. Tell your friends not to embarrass you in front of her, suddenly animals and little kids are now being tolerated. Politeness to old people has been increased and of course Toughness levels have been increased to +10. Spend your perks well. You like what She likes.
By now , you've gotten to know each other to the point where the power levels cannot be hidden anymore.
She only cooks when you buy her shit. Sometimes her fat friends show up and laugh fervently through the night. You are suddenly sitting through fashion shows and long discussions about how she'd like you to ditch the current attire for something less-hobo-ish. Find out that, alongside the music and movies she likes and were exactly along your ballpark, there are others as well, but far more sinister. She tells you all about her past, about her third nipple removed through surgery. Her ex-boyfriend that traumatized her so hard , left her anti-social and perplexed with trust issues. Of course, she's now content, and wouldn't make the same mistakes with you because of the deep respect she has for you. Besides, he didn't mean much to her anyway. I mean, really.
Maybe you are thinking by now about that Ex, he was luckier than you, obviously he didn't have to go through these clinical, trial and error courtship duties for a good fuck. You start telling her that you got beat up often in childhood, it toughened you up, the catalyst for a successful life. Lets not forget about your jewish grandfather that forces you to listen constantly to Michael Buble, Doesn't that make you want to kill him, Kevin? The final stage is dawning anyway, it's that comfort zone you both feel, Till that creeping abyss catches up and you realise , through a poetic relevation you were actually in the denial phase.
She starts telling you when her period is up, whats more important is the vivid details on amount leaked and emotional issues pouring. If that doesn't kill your sex-drive, well , you'll notice she won't even bother as much anymore with any mundane task up to and including sex. If sex wasn't a good occasion to laugh at with her friends, now she does it all the time. Priorities have been switched. And that's good, isn't it? You don't have to say anything anymore, apologies won't get you anywhere. You've layed out all your mental faculties down on the table for her to swim around in, and now she's bored. You've probably reached the stale moment where you both realized that you're dead on the inside and if you don't get rid of the other fast, someone's going to kill someone.
And breakup. Suffering. Get Back. Try again, repeat steps 123. Even though I didn't number you are a big boy , figure them out. Oh, what if you get back together again? Steps 2 and 3. Until someone dies.
Good? Great.
Onto Dubstep.
My friends have been drilling dubstep into my cranium for the past few weeks. I've treated it with the same indifference I've treated Harry Potter circa 7 years ago, and the Twilight series with my 8 year old sister. I mean, I had to know what the newer generation is doing in their acnee-filled puberty. I won't just throw in an opinion here, I'll try to be thorough.
Dubstep
1. It's not a music Genre. It's a sub-genre of Electronic Music. Circa 2006, pokemons, as I like to call hipsters and people with freaky hair-dues, decided that it's the only sub-genre of electronic music worthy of promotion in their sick and twisted "society". So they did, and it rose up as the most known genre of electronic music. It quickly became the "poster child" of electro. Rhythms for plebian folk, Embarrassments like Skrillex compared to Kultur Shock and Gogol Bordello, Cookie Monsta next to Daft Punk or Aphex Twin...
2. Unlike a serious Sub-genre of music, Dubstep is a sub-genre that you find all there is to know about it under 3 hours. ~4 years of existence, no more than mentionable artists, everything sounds the same, with only 2 or 3 standing out of the crowd. You can spend a nerve-racking evening to find it out yourself.
3.Dubstep has no message, It doesn't transmit anything. Unlike it's cousins in the genre that try to evoke a feeling, a spiritual state, a rhythmic base in which someone can express their opinion on human nature, a "beat" where you can joke and sample movie quotes and ride onto them! Anything! But Dubstep doesn't do that. It's just the same pattern, DROP, pattern silence DROP, that just goes against any modicum of intellect.
4. Theres three types of Dubstep : Oldschool, that brings about that old DUB feeling ( the electronic derivate, more Reggae? ), like Digital Mystikz and Kode9 , It sounds mellow, relaxed and more of a background music to chill to when you are fucking around with cheap meth or spiking drinks at a party. Then there's the Mainstream Dubstep. The type were pokemons go wild in a club, jump around like tartlets to the MAIN TARTLET, Skrillex, Doctor P, Cookie Monsta, Downlink, Datsik, etc. This is characterized by the predominance of a sound that goes something like BUWUWUWUUWUUUUUACHHHHHHHH, bas drop. Typically it's the cue for Pokemons to jump. Then there's the really homo-erotic Dubstep, like Pendulum wich is , no more , no less a dumbed down version of POD, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, without the guitars and riffs.
5. For a well developed intellect, with a rationality involving more than 3 neurons at work, Dubstep is too repetitive with its aggressive tone and can't be used as background noise. It's not even a good conversation topic, it just jams your brain waves. It's like a jammer. You put it on and forget about everything and quickly realize you cannot focus on anything else. You are just shifted to autopilot, brain being unable to process anything out of these waves blasted into your cranium. It's an ideal choice when your family dies tragically before your eyes, and you just want to forget all about it. I for one can't listen to dubstep without feeling distraught and confused.
6. There is no excuse for someone to listen to dubstep other than, "I want to DANCE". It's pure dancing music, for kids. If you consider this music, you're an idiot.Except the little cunts that barely get to be 18. It's their right to listen to this "music" they will be ashamed of in the next 4 years. Just as we, probably have something , or a music genre we're ashamed of listening to in the past. I used to listen to Korn. Meh. Could have been worse, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, Manowar.
7. In short, if you listen to dubstep at home, you're an idiot. If you listen to dubstep on the street, you're an idiot. If you listen to dubstep with your friends, you're an idiot. If you feel like dubstep has a message, that you comprehend it somehow and everyone doesn't you're an idiot. You are not a special snowflake. The only instance where dubstep is socially acceptable is where dub-wub gatherings take place, clubs where you go and get trashed in, and want to dance like there is no tommorow, directed by a chief pokemon on stage.
Yes, maybe that's how. Getting tanked on beers, cocaine, mushrooms somewhat helps alleviate the pressure.
It still remains the odd one out, the literal gipsy of the genre. For the sad fucks that haven't matured enough musically , that constantly seek out "guilty-pleasures". Like those people that consider themselves socially apt and normal, but watch cartoons about ponies.
Fuck.
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'Riots' , A rant.
7 min read
After almost taking a molotov cocktail through the window last month, seeing some of my friends beaten like animals in the street, I'd really like to express my feelings about what the fuck is going on in this pseudo-country of mine.
Most of you are probably wondering what the fuck i'm talking about. I'll just post a TL;DR here for everyone that hasn't the time to exercise their intellectual faculties : Riots because Romania sucks. Hipsters everywhere. Government doesn't give a shit. End of TL;DR
The first thing I would like to cover is the "Facebook revolutionaries."
1.
A lot of people have been protesting fervently with an overwhelming dose of sentimentality on Facebook. These so called people, sitting in their cozy fucking boxes,sipping on tea trying to keep their revolutionary spirit heated up. I am pretty amazed by the pure zealotry in their words , and yet, they don't fucking go outside and express it. They put so much belief in their cause, arguing with people over the internet that don't give two shits about what's going on. Romanians have strong principles, in which they believe in and defend them like savages, as long as this defense does not involve any real effort laid into it , that is. The revolution of theirs gathered up over 140 thousand likes on facebook from Bucharest alone, and , you know, LIKE THIS ON FACEBOOK, really counts for anything considering the ACTUAL protesters street-wise didn't even pass the 2000 mark.
2. To each his own:
A lot of these so called revolutionaries kind of managed to forget the fucking point of the riots and stuff like "Legalize Marijuana" , "FREEDOM FOR X" were being spouted everywhere, as if there was some kind of lamp-genie granting wishes to the loudest-mouthed individual.Oh and let's not forget our very friendly eco-activists that the whole country is sick of. ( Roşia Montană )
Some of them must have watched too much Lord of the Rings because they were fucking shouting about a Constitutional MONARCHY. As if the problems of our country would go away if we'd call some twat "Your Majesty".I'm pretty damned surprised I didn't see anyone protesting the fact that he ain't got his bag o'money and 20inch cock.
Then, the Ultras. Sure boys. Smash shit up, Riot, hollar "Football team X sucks" . I really had no fucking clue that every god damned unemployed, seed-cracking, derby-fuck are capable of voicing political opinions. And let's not forget about the gibons shouting for communism. Others were just out shopping. Looting. "HUEHEUHEUH, POLICE BUSY. WE STEAL NOW."
3. Unemployed jack-offs and hipsters that found a calling in life.
Of course! How else would these shitstains find any social-relevance in life other than : "UHEUEHEUH LET'S FUKKN GO SHOUT AT DEM M8, WE IZ POLITIKULLY INVOLVD NOW." At least they had the decency to grab their little fedora's and bowlcaps , pozing each other for their facebook albums to fucking ensure their social status, LIVING DANGEROUS MAAAAN. In their minds, 1989 all over again.
Scept that in 1989, The army fired actual bullets, some rioters hunted down , their families included, up untill the third degree relatives. Molotovs chucked at random walls? How about face to wall public executions?
Yeah, I used to imagine myself being in the war, tossing around paper balls at my parents, thinking they were grenades...when I was 7... But these hipsters... Were just on about, watching the show. Oh and let's not forget the funny ones, that blended in the crowd, them being original and all, holding up signs with "funny" rimes and drawings printed off of 9gag. Christopher Poole would shit himself laughing.
4. Politicians that think if we shout in the same direction , we are friends.
I really liked seeing rich as fuck people that keep their lives private, actually blend with the small circle jerking crowd(alongside 3 or 4 personal bodyguards). I liked how the opposing party, used the old "The enemy of my enemy can suck my cock.", "WE ARE WITH THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE." "VOTE FOR ME BTW"
5. Aristocrats
I was baffled by TV shows, Inviting the political class, those guys that just fucking wank all day , they had the fucking nerve to go on about how life is hard in Romania, and what are the problems of an "ordinary citizen". I don't think the ordinary citizen has problems like "My usual sturion caviar supplier got lost somewhere,and I just had to go for salmon. Obviously the quality was lower, I do concur.". I'd fucking invite them to switch places with me for one day, let them live off of 180 euros per month, with over 70% of it going on household expenses. (And I fucking work for the PRIVATE SECTOR , ELECTRONIC FUKKEN ARTS. Let's not even discuss the sorry oafs working for the state.) Then they should fucking go on TV and explain what's going on.
I believe I earn over a fucking hundred times less than them, and I would fucking feel like a sub-human hypocrite if I were to tell people on LIVE TV that life in Romania sucks with that kind of salary.
6. Rise of the Guilt-tripped
This may be the best of them all. The idiots that all voted for the current government and president 2 years ago, The same fucking cunts that voted him and his party to STAY, are now out protesting.
"Well yeah, I changed my mind". I don't like people that go on about and talk about how they've changed their mind. That just basically implies, you've thought once, you've thought wrong and you've needed a second chance. Because the first time you've lunged yourself to decide what's best for the country, like a whore after cocks. You either think things through thoroughly and decide alongside other people, or just don't fucking do anything. More precisely, changing your mind based on propaganda, and not critical analysis is for the mentally deficient. Normal people don't change their minds, they set it straight.
7. Nobody knows what to do next.
As for the final issue, I consider this whole "revolution" to be a total embarrassment, done by people that don't see the problem, have no clue how to fix it or how a solution would look like. They just wanted to vent their frustrations somehow and they just needed a reason.
For the sake of the argument, let's just presume the Government resigns, alongside our president. What now?
Because for me, a country led by ass clowns that call out hipsters and ultras for political benefits isn't much more of a joke than the current dictatorship. Does anyone remember Communism?
I'll just be waiting for the typical Oligophrenic choir :
"Herp derp, it can't be worse!"~ Of course it can, it can always get worse. It can get better, but chances are it will be still the same.
"Hurr durr, at least we are trying something, while you sit and rant" ~ This isn't 7th grade graduation party in which we compete for the honorable mention. In real life , only achievements count, not "TRYING"
And even if this government goes down, with or without the president, it still isn't anything relevant. Something relevant would be along the lines of : "In retrospect of the dubious 2012 riots, things are now better in 2014 and the Recession impact is no longer felt." otherwise, it's just going to be a continuous circle jerk. Same shit, different asshole.
Most of you are probably wondering what the fuck i'm talking about. I'll just post a TL;DR here for everyone that hasn't the time to exercise their intellectual faculties : Riots because Romania sucks. Hipsters everywhere. Government doesn't give a shit. End of TL;DR
The first thing I would like to cover is the "Facebook revolutionaries."
1.
A lot of people have been protesting fervently with an overwhelming dose of sentimentality on Facebook. These so called people, sitting in their cozy fucking boxes,sipping on tea trying to keep their revolutionary spirit heated up. I am pretty amazed by the pure zealotry in their words , and yet, they don't fucking go outside and express it. They put so much belief in their cause, arguing with people over the internet that don't give two shits about what's going on. Romanians have strong principles, in which they believe in and defend them like savages, as long as this defense does not involve any real effort laid into it , that is. The revolution of theirs gathered up over 140 thousand likes on facebook from Bucharest alone, and , you know, LIKE THIS ON FACEBOOK, really counts for anything considering the ACTUAL protesters street-wise didn't even pass the 2000 mark.
2. To each his own:
A lot of these so called revolutionaries kind of managed to forget the fucking point of the riots and stuff like "Legalize Marijuana" , "FREEDOM FOR X" were being spouted everywhere, as if there was some kind of lamp-genie granting wishes to the loudest-mouthed individual.Oh and let's not forget our very friendly eco-activists that the whole country is sick of. ( Roşia Montană )
Some of them must have watched too much Lord of the Rings because they were fucking shouting about a Constitutional MONARCHY. As if the problems of our country would go away if we'd call some twat "Your Majesty".I'm pretty damned surprised I didn't see anyone protesting the fact that he ain't got his bag o'money and 20inch cock.
Then, the Ultras. Sure boys. Smash shit up, Riot, hollar "Football team X sucks" . I really had no fucking clue that every god damned unemployed, seed-cracking, derby-fuck are capable of voicing political opinions. And let's not forget about the gibons shouting for communism. Others were just out shopping. Looting. "HUEHEUHEUH, POLICE BUSY. WE STEAL NOW."
3. Unemployed jack-offs and hipsters that found a calling in life.
Of course! How else would these shitstains find any social-relevance in life other than : "UHEUEHEUH LET'S FUKKN GO SHOUT AT DEM M8, WE IZ POLITIKULLY INVOLVD NOW." At least they had the decency to grab their little fedora's and bowlcaps , pozing each other for their facebook albums to fucking ensure their social status, LIVING DANGEROUS MAAAAN. In their minds, 1989 all over again.
Scept that in 1989, The army fired actual bullets, some rioters hunted down , their families included, up untill the third degree relatives. Molotovs chucked at random walls? How about face to wall public executions?
Yeah, I used to imagine myself being in the war, tossing around paper balls at my parents, thinking they were grenades...when I was 7... But these hipsters... Were just on about, watching the show. Oh and let's not forget the funny ones, that blended in the crowd, them being original and all, holding up signs with "funny" rimes and drawings printed off of 9gag. Christopher Poole would shit himself laughing.
4. Politicians that think if we shout in the same direction , we are friends.
I really liked seeing rich as fuck people that keep their lives private, actually blend with the small circle jerking crowd(alongside 3 or 4 personal bodyguards). I liked how the opposing party, used the old "The enemy of my enemy can suck my cock.", "WE ARE WITH THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE." "VOTE FOR ME BTW"
5. Aristocrats
I was baffled by TV shows, Inviting the political class, those guys that just fucking wank all day , they had the fucking nerve to go on about how life is hard in Romania, and what are the problems of an "ordinary citizen". I don't think the ordinary citizen has problems like "My usual sturion caviar supplier got lost somewhere,and I just had to go for salmon. Obviously the quality was lower, I do concur.". I'd fucking invite them to switch places with me for one day, let them live off of 180 euros per month, with over 70% of it going on household expenses. (And I fucking work for the PRIVATE SECTOR , ELECTRONIC FUKKEN ARTS. Let's not even discuss the sorry oafs working for the state.) Then they should fucking go on TV and explain what's going on.
I believe I earn over a fucking hundred times less than them, and I would fucking feel like a sub-human hypocrite if I were to tell people on LIVE TV that life in Romania sucks with that kind of salary.
6. Rise of the Guilt-tripped
This may be the best of them all. The idiots that all voted for the current government and president 2 years ago, The same fucking cunts that voted him and his party to STAY, are now out protesting.
"Well yeah, I changed my mind". I don't like people that go on about and talk about how they've changed their mind. That just basically implies, you've thought once, you've thought wrong and you've needed a second chance. Because the first time you've lunged yourself to decide what's best for the country, like a whore after cocks. You either think things through thoroughly and decide alongside other people, or just don't fucking do anything. More precisely, changing your mind based on propaganda, and not critical analysis is for the mentally deficient. Normal people don't change their minds, they set it straight.
7. Nobody knows what to do next.
As for the final issue, I consider this whole "revolution" to be a total embarrassment, done by people that don't see the problem, have no clue how to fix it or how a solution would look like. They just wanted to vent their frustrations somehow and they just needed a reason.
For the sake of the argument, let's just presume the Government resigns, alongside our president. What now?
Because for me, a country led by ass clowns that call out hipsters and ultras for political benefits isn't much more of a joke than the current dictatorship. Does anyone remember Communism?
I'll just be waiting for the typical Oligophrenic choir :
"Herp derp, it can't be worse!"~ Of course it can, it can always get worse. It can get better, but chances are it will be still the same.
"Hurr durr, at least we are trying something, while you sit and rant" ~ This isn't 7th grade graduation party in which we compete for the honorable mention. In real life , only achievements count, not "TRYING"
And even if this government goes down, with or without the president, it still isn't anything relevant. Something relevant would be along the lines of : "In retrospect of the dubious 2012 riots, things are now better in 2014 and the Recession impact is no longer felt." otherwise, it's just going to be a continuous circle jerk. Same shit, different asshole.
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Holiday cheers!
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Woah, this has been a very fun week, and now the real fun begins with VACATION! .
Expect stories and art, I guess. I've been meaning to ask everyone, would you guys and gals like to see work in progress stuff, sketches, or small concepts I've been running through my head?
I have a phobia sometimes, if an Art isn't finished, like colored and detailed to the best of my ability it's uh, how should I put it... not WORTHY. Hah!
Now now, before you go ballistic and start bombarding me , This phobia only applies to my artwork, I don't share the same phobia for your art!
Oh well,
persuaded me with her lovely Dark Eldar art into this fashionable world and I thought I should give it a try, although I am more of an Eldar person myself. I've finished the rough concept girl! ;D
How's everyone else fairing this December? It looks like fallout here, absolutely no snow, just dull fog and rain...
.Expect stories and art, I guess. I've been meaning to ask everyone, would you guys and gals like to see work in progress stuff, sketches, or small concepts I've been running through my head?
I have a phobia sometimes, if an Art isn't finished, like colored and detailed to the best of my ability it's uh, how should I put it... not WORTHY. Hah!
Now now, before you go ballistic and start bombarding me , This phobia only applies to my artwork, I don't share the same phobia for your art!
Oh well,
persuaded me with her lovely Dark Eldar art into this fashionable world and I thought I should give it a try, although I am more of an Eldar person myself. I've finished the rough concept girl! ;DHow's everyone else fairing this December? It looks like fallout here, absolutely no snow, just dull fog and rain...
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